On Eating Ducks

• me: yay! today is last day of madison square eats. i went nutty. got 1 hot dog
• Maori: snarf
• me: 1 beijing ya (duck) bun. 1 glass of white wine. muhuhahahahaha!
• Maori: duck!! no. OMG
• me: LOL. sorry about the duck. it was a non-cute one, i can tell.
• Maori: cute!? how dare... ugly duck!?! do YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SAID??!
• me: what, you don't think an ugly duck can exist? or that i can tell how attractive it was by how it tastes?
• Maori: NO. YOU JUST SAID YOU ATE THE UGLY DUCKLING. FIGHT.
• me: it wasn't a ling!
• Maori: FIGHT
• me: it was full grown! :)
• Maori: DID THE UGLY DUCKLING TEACH YOU NOTHING? !??!?!?!!? We're done here.
• me: yes. an ugly duckling that grows into a swan is awesome. an ugly duckling that grows into an ugly duck is worth eating. *snicker*
• Maori: i hate you.
• me: ;) alright i take it back. the duck i ate was adorable after all. does that make you feel better? lol
• Maori: hardly. lesson here?
• me: LMAO
• Maori: Don't eat ducks
• me: i guess so!
• Maori: they're too awesome