No wonder I feel compelled to use this expression so often in reference to my clients

• Maori: ok. i'm leaving
• me: ok byeee! oh WAIT!! hold on
• Maori: k
• me: you know the expression "you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar"?
• Maori: yeah
• me: why would you want to catch flies in the first place? gross
• Maori: oh to kill them. of course. duh
• me: OHHHHHHHH *lightbulb* NOW it makes sense!! LOL
• Maori: hahaha
• me: you're using the honey for a DEATH trap!!